That’s right: my website will be 5 years old this year! No, no presents...your continued support, plus what your sister did to me last night (LOL), is all the thanks I need. It’s been a....

It was a typical road trip romance. We met over big-gulp tequila shots at a house party; later we were making out in a graveyard (don’t ask), then came back and kicked over a bookcase in hi.