Amy: I am both appalled and astounded by your leaving our appointment after only an hour together, last week. Your pointed accusations that I had inappropriately groped several waitresses are ....

My back is killing me. Maybe it was being immobile on a plane for 6 hours, or perhaps my spine finally decided it was time for a little payback for the decades of misuse. Whatever the reason, I'm sh....

Did you know that, for a while, the geniuses in power wanted to outlaw lap dances? We could all still go to strip clubs, pay a cover charge, buy overpriced drinks, and sit with ourselves. We just co....

Should terrorists be tried? Of course not: they should be shot. That's what you do during wartime. Enjoy the cigarette; here's your blindfold; say hi to Allah for me. It's hard to be as reso....

And welcome back to full-strength patriotism, America. The fireworks should be tremendous this year, don't you think? Nobody ever thanks the fireworks guys. They do awesome, risky work for ch..

Financial analysts and climatologists have been very much in demand lately and a great many certitudes have become a little tarnished. Nothing is more ridiculous than a colossus with feet of clay, es...

I want to give my thanks to everyone for everything, and as a token of my appreciation, I want to offer back to you all my good and bad habits as magnifying priceless jewels, wish-fulfilling gems sati.... ...

n the decade Samuel Pepys kept his famous diary, he mentions his wife taking just 1 single bath, an act he mocks. After 3 days, however, Pepys reluctantly washes himself in order to be allowed to li...

Normally I enjoy reading stories about the villains of the recession, those unscrupulous cads who prey on people�s debts and desperations. Tales of their exploits and comic-book capture have a redemp...

It isn't every day that you get to work with a wonderful group of people who have so much synergy that it almost feels effortless. The day that I photographed the new cover of my website surely did f....