Like They Do on the Discovery Channel

2016-09-02T06:55:11+00:00November 25th, 2007|

In the animal kingdom, sex can be wild and weird. For one thing, penises come in a mind-boggling number of sizes and guises. Some, like the human penis, are hydraulically operated pumps; other are f...

Under the Sun

2016-09-02T06:55:50+00:00November 11th, 2007|

I just returned from Tuscany, which may officially be paradise. Stayed in a magnificent restored Franciscan convent that was originally built in 1587--our room (reminiscent of Siennese Renaissance) ....

Emerald Coast

2016-09-02T06:56:23+00:00October 28th, 2007|

I arrived in Okaloosa County to what seemed like a typical tropical night...moist air, warm wind, and the general out-of-place feeling one gets when stepping city feet into a town where Tommy Bahama ..

The Berkshires

2016-09-02T06:56:55+00:00October 14th, 2007|

It's getting closer to Halloween, and today I spent time not a half hour from Sleepy Hollow! For a Los Angeleno, this was thrilling. The leaves are fiery crimson and gold...something I had nearly fo....

La Paz: sea lion love

2016-09-02T06:57:22+00:00September 30th, 2007|

Located just north of the La Concha Resort in La Paz, Mexico, is the small islet of Los Islotes. It is rugged in appearance, with angular formations covered with white guano from the nesting bird col....

Vansterdam, the Terminal City?

2016-09-02T06:58:20+00:00September 16th, 2007|

Despite its ridiculous nicknames, it's a jewel on the Pacific. This week it had unusually moderate weather, which made the mountain-bordered bay city even more beautiful. It's not unlike Los Angeles....

Tips for Boys

2016-12-13T20:28:23+00:00September 2nd, 2007|

A non-comprehensive list, subject to future amendment (a work in fun progress!) 1. Women like to watch too, men! Therefore, when asked to go down on a woman, position yourself so that she can....

Rotten

2016-09-02T06:59:16+00:00August 19th, 2007|

What IS luxury? And for that matter, why is luxury so addictive? These are questions I ask myself on a daily basis. I mean, I market myself as a luxury companion, after all. The truth is,

Mezzo forte

2016-09-02T06:59:49+00:00August 8th, 2007|

He phoned and told me that I had to report for my piano lesson at six o’clock sharp at his place. He wouldn’t take "no" for an answer. I complained that I hadn’t practiced,..

City on the Sea

2016-09-02T07:00:24+00:00July 22nd, 2007|

Continuing my visit East, I headed a bit south and to the coast, to see Shanghai. The Paris of the East has 18 million residents, and we could feel it. It’s growing and prospering at an absurd....

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